Monday, October 19, 2009

I Deserve An MTV Show For Me And My People....

Dear Ms. York,

On behalf of Meredith Hines and Arkeisha Cousins, we’ll need to discuss your contract with “Singles Girls of Richmond”. We feel as if your lack of participation on the show has shown that you are either too busy, disinterested, or perhaps you just don’t like them. We’re currently in talks with the network (BRAVO) and their agent (Riley Hines, manager to the stars) on whether or not we should continue your contract as the token “witty banter friend” such as Lo from “The Hills” or if you will just be that friend that is on every show and still do not have a top billing such as Frankie from “The Hills”.

If you would like to continue to be on the show, we need to see more of an effort on your part to continue this, or else you will be known as the “creepy girl who wants to be on the show”. We ask that you govern yourself accordingly.



Sincerely,

Meredith Hines and Arkeisha Cousins

(Names have not been changed due to the fact that everyone should know that this email was in fact real.)

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